Update on Movies

Okay well as we all know, the summer is supposed to be about summer blockbusters. Obviously some will be good and some just plain bad. No movie has ever wanted me to walk out of the theater except for the lowest one on my list.

1. Ironmanobviously its about freaking Ironman. No comments other than strongly recommended!

2. You Dont Mess With the ZohanAdam Sandler plays an Israeli counter-terrorist who comes to America to fulfill his dream of a hair stylist. Possibly the funniest movie Adam Sandler has made. Its a very sexually related movie and thats what makes it super nasty because he does anything that moves.

3. THE INCREADIBLE HULKobviously its about the HULK! this movie is action packed and much better than the first one. Great cinematography, graphics, and storyline. Only reason this isnt #2 on my list is because I love Adam Sandler and comedy movies.

4. Speed Raceryoung speed racer grows up to follow his dreams of winning the grand prix but does it with the help of his family. There is a lot of conflicting plot such as a multi-billionaire recruiter trying to buy him out, his run away brother, and the mysterious Racer X. Amazing graphics and fun story line. Highly recommended.

5. Get SmartSteve Carell plays Maxwell Smart who is a nerdy intelligence agent who is given a chance to become a field agent. Non stop laughter and fun plot. Highly recommended for a good laugh.

6. Kung Fu Pandahalarious movie about a panda who is chosen as the dragon warrior. Very funny and inspiring. Sort of like every movie where the underdog works hard to come out on top. Reminded me of Mulan but instead the Po the panda has to defeat Tai Lung. Good movie but needed to be a bit more original.

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7. The Happeningsome weird event causes people to die in a cruel way but somehow a few are immune to it. Has a clever hidden meaning and horrifying death scenes. Takes some time to understand the plot but its weird how everyone dies but the main characters. Alright movie.

8. Wantedsome stupid movie about where a kid discovers he is a hidden assassin. Felt like it was 10 different movies put together with bad acting. Its like Matrix style cinematography, Star Wars type plot, and worst part is that every good scene was given away in the trailer. Not recommended in fact I wish they could refund me the 2 hours I wasted. I have never felt like walking out a movie until this one and I fell asleep. Only other movie I fell asleep in was Armageddon and thats because I was young and it was the late show.

This is just so far, I am still awaiting to see Wall-E, The Dark Knight, Love Guru, Hancock, Death Race, and Hellboy 2!

Stupid Indians:

Well right now there is 2 things circulating which shows how stupid Indians are. Just thought I would let yall know.

1. Some New York Indian lady illegally owned slaves. Not only is that completely wrong, whats worst is that she treated them with no kindness. She beat them for trying to steal food from the trash can.

2. Air-India the Indian airplane service turned on auto pilot to cruise home but instead everyone fell asleep and they over shot their destination by around 450 miles. How much stupider could you get. I have always thought Indians lacked common sense but this just adds to it.

Thats it for now but keep reading and commenting!

-Sanif aka mountain biker.